| THEM: | They charge $125-$195 per 20-30 minute performance, way to expensive. | ||
| US: | We charge $65-$85 per 20-30 minute performance. | ||
| THEM: | They are based in Chicago or Dallas and have to scramble to find locals to do their shows. | ||
| US: | We are based right here in St. Louis, Missouri. | ||
| THEM: | They copied fake pictures of bodybuilders and models off the internet and use them to get your business. | ||
| US: | We have recent pictures of our guys and offer a money-back guarantee if the right guy doesn't show. | ||
| THEM: | They want your money up front because they don't plan to send the guy you want or they will cancel at the last minute. | ||
| US: | We don't take any payment until the show is over! We want to make sure you get everything you wanted before we accept any form of payment. | ||