Top Ten Excuses the others have for sending the wrong stripper.

10. His grandma's in the hospital..
9.   She's come down with a cold.
8.   His other show ran late.
7.   She had to go out of town suddenly.
6.   We can't get a hold of him.
5.   She got lost.
4.   He had a family emergency.
3.   We though you wanted this one?
2.   This stripper is much better anyway.
1.   He's having car trouble.